Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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