She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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