So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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