Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Randomize
