I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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