I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
