i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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