I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I'm always down for nudity.
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