just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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