Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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