I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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