I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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