I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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