Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
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DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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