One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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