Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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