don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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