The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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