If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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