The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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