I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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