I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
