I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
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if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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