i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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