absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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