i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You are the jesus of drinking
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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