I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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