It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
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Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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