Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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