Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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