if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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