but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
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Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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