How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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