What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
What a dumb baby whore.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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