got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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