party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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