im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
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Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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