it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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