i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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