Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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