whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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You. Win. At. Life.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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