he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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