I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
