what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize