she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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