I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
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I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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