i don't like sucking hair
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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