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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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