Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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