nut hugger
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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