I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
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New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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