Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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